So if you've got a iphone, mesmerize, or other smartphone with apps and games, you've probably heard of Angry Birds. Basic concept: launching various birds through various barricades to destroy the various green pigs that stole their eggs... hence... making them angry. It's an evil game! I'm so addicted that I think I need to start an accountability group meeting. Angry Birds Anonymous or something.
Are you addicted? Here are the symptoms of Angry Bird Addiction (ABA):
-Instant Mood swings. Fits of excitement followed by frustration and anger.
-Gross neglect of everyone around you.
-Sleep depravation because you stay up until 1-2am trying to get to the next level, or that coveted 3rd star.
-Constant charging of your phone (because it depletes the battery like you're powering your whole town.)
-Procrastination of duties until after the next level, then after that one, then after that one...
-Angry wife. (Though you're oblivious to the fact that she's upset until your battery dies)
-Angry wife. (Though you're oblivious to the fact that she's upset until your battery dies)
If these symptoms describe you, seek help immediately. Contact me, and we'll form a group. Although, the group may just turn into a bunch of people playing Angry Birds and not talking at all.
The sad fact is, those addicted to Angry Birds won't read this post because they're playing right now.... and to be honest, the reason I'm blogging at this moment is because my phone is dead due to those blasted birds!
-Steve
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